a lamp - a lifeboat
book!bilbo vs movie!bilbo
*company of dwarves arrives unexpectedly at Bag End*
Book!Bilbo: Oh my goodness! Do come in, have a cup of tea.
Movie!Bilbo: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DWARVES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING PANTRY.

Come not between a dragon and his wrath.

nightingale64:

THESE TWO KILL ME

xeno

n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.


How to complete Snake.

How to complete Snake.

perks-of-being-chinese:

little blood orange riding hood

second-breakfast:

can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER

hopepotamus:

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

ball is life

hopepotamus:

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

ball is life